Homes
Your house. Your bed. Barry’s problem.
Say “Bye Bye” to bed bugs!
Bed Bug Removal Service
Ethical · No-kill · Re-homing
Every bug caught gently, by hand, and driven to a loving forever home.
What Barry does
One bug at a time. By hand. Nobody gets hurt.
Hotels & motels
Discreet, overnight, and usually gone before checkout at eleven.
Green rooms
Backstage couches have seen things. Barry knows.
Vans
The van is a rescue vehicle. Every bug inside is safe, warm, and fed organic food only.
The Barry Method™
Four steps. No chemicals. No casualties.
- You call. Barry picks up. Usually. Unless he’s driving.
- Barry arrives. You’ll know the van.
- Barry catches them. Gently, with a net. Yes, all of them. He learns their names.
- “Bye bye.” They ride in the van to a forever home. Somebody else’s.
Forever homes
Every bug deserves a bed. Some people deserve a bug.
Barry never releases a bug into the wild. Each one is matched with a warm, well-stocked home, chosen with care from the list below. Know somebody who’d be perfect? Barry is always taking nominations.
- The exNothing mends fences like the gift of a pet.
- The bossThe one who asked you to “circle back” on a Saturday.
- Mr. HendricksGrade 9 science. He knows what he did.
- The landlordKept the damage deposit. Gets a few extra tenants.
- The criticThree stars? You kidding me!?!?
48,213bugs re-homed
0bugs harmed
Rescue vehicle. Please do not open the van.
Every bed bug Barry catches rides in the van until it’s matched with a forever home. They are in there right now. Thousands. Possibly more.
They’re resting. Strangers and sudden light upset them, you don’t want to upset them.
The van is locked for your safety and theirs. There is nothing in it you want. Only bugs.
Satisfied customers
Five stars. Zero bugs. Mostly.
★★★★★
Barry showed up, said “bye bye,” and I never saw a single bug again. Or Barry.
★★★★★
I asked where they go. He said “somewhere nice,” smiled, and asked for my ex’s new address.
★★★★★
Parked it outside our motel for one night. Next morning, the whole lot was empty. Nobody would park near it.
★★★★★
I have no idea where these people came from. I’ve never even heard of this company.
Questions
Frequently asked
Is Barry licensed?
Barry is licensed to drive a van. We think.
Do you serve my area?
If you can see the van, yes. Tomorrow it will be somewhere else.
Why a net?
Because tweezers are too difficult.
What happens to the bugs?
They ride with Barry, in the van, until they’re matched with a forever home. That is why we ask you not to open the van.
How do you choose the forever homes?
Carefully. Barry looks for a warm bed, a steady food supply, and someone who has it coming.
Can I nominate my ex?
Everyone does. There is a waiting list.
Can I adopt one myself?
Not advisable.
Is Barry available evenings?
Evenings are tricky. Barry has a standing commitment most nights around nine. Mornings are also tricky.